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CLOSE BUT NO CIGAR en español

Jillian was her name
She was sweeter than aspartame
Her kisses reconfigured my DNA
And after that I never was the same

And I loved her even more
Than Marlon Brando loved souffle
She was gorgeous, she was charming
Yeah, she was perfect in every way

Except she was always using the word 'infer'
When she obviously meant 'imply'
And I know some guys would put up with that kind of thing
But frankly, I can't imagine why

And I told her, I said
'Hey! Are we playing horseshoes, honey?
No, I don't think we are!
You're close! (Close!)
But no cigar!'

Then I met sweet young Janet
Prettiest thing on the planet
Had a body hotter than a habanjero
She had lips like a ripe pomegranate

And I was crazy like Manson about her
She got me all choked up like Momma Cass
She had a smile so incredibly radiant
You had to watch it through a piece of smoked glass

I thought after all these years of searching around
I'd found my soulmate finally
But one day I found OUT she actually owned a copy
Of Joe Dirt on DVD

Oh, no! I said
'Hey! Are we lobbing hand grenades, kiddo?
No I don't think we are!
You're close! (Close!)
Oh, so very close! (Close!)
Yeah, baby, you're close! (Close!)
So close!
But no cigar!'

(Oh, yeah!)
(Oh, no!)
(Oh, yeah!)
(Oh, no!)
(Oh, yeah!)
(Oh, no!)
(ALL RIGHT!)

Hand claps, trumpet solo>

Julie played water polo
She wore a ribbon on her left manolo
She had me sweating like Nixon every time she was near
My heart was beating like a Buddy Rich solo

And she was everything I've dreamed of
She moved right up to #1 on my list
And did I mention she's a world famous billionare
Bikini supermodel astrophysicist

Yeah, she was so pretty she made Charlize Theron
Look like a big fat slobbering pig
The only caveat is one of her earlobes
Was just a little tiny bit too big

I said
'Hey! Are we doing government work here?
No I don't think we are!
You're close! (Close!)
So very, very close! (Close!)
Aaw, baby, you're close! (Close!)
So close!
But no cigar!'

Missed it by that much! (No cigar!)
Ah, yeah! Ah, right! (No cigar!)
Really, really, really close! (No cigar!)
But no cigar!

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Letra traducida CLOSE BUT NO CIGAR

Jillian era su nombre
Ella era más dulce que el aspartamo
Sus besos reconfigurar mi ADN
Y después de eso nunca fue el mismo

Y yo la amaba aún más
Que Marlon Brando amaba soufflé
Ella era hermosa, ella era encantadora
Sí, ella era perfecto en todos los sentidos

Excepto que ella siempre estaba utilizando "inferir" la palabra
Cuando era evidente que quería decir 'implica'
Y sé que algunos chicos se ponen al día con ese tipo de cosas
Pero, francamente, no puedo imaginar por qué

Y yo le dije, le dije
'¡Hey! ¿Estamos jugando a las herraduras, cariño?
No, no creo que lo estamos!
Que está cerca! (Close!)
Pero no puro!

Entonces conocí a Janet dulce joven
Cosa más bonita del planeta
Tenía un cuerpo más caliente que un habanjero
Ella tenía los labios como una granada madura

Y yo estaba loco por ella como Manson
Ella me hizo nudo en la garganta, como todos los Momma Cass
Tenía una sonrisa tan increíblemente radiante
Había que ver a través de un trozo de cristal ahumado

Pensé que después de todos estos años de búsqueda en todo
Que había encontrado a mi alma gemela finalmente
Pero un día me enteré de que en realidad poseía un ejemplar
De Joe Dirt en DVD
Pero no puro! "

Perdido por mucho! (No cigarro!)
Ah, sí! Ah, claro! (No cigarro!)
Muy, muy, muy cerca! (No cigarro!)
Pero no puro!